Durin's Brigade

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A very pleasant evening to you stilts, knife ears and... miscellaneous.

The Sons and Daughters of Durin will be pleased to make your acquaintance and meet in good faith to organise fair* trade and experience the wonders of cultural exchange**.
If you be a dwarf*** yerself and are mighty sick of stilts, knife ears and miscellaneous getting in the way of yer own explorin an treasure collecting come and seek us out for a warm welcome****

Sincerely yers,
Halda Soundsyrup
Pathfinder
Durin’s Brigade
xoxo

  • You give us all yer treasure.
    • You sod off after we get all yer treasure.
      • Proper dwarves only, if ye be a half-dwarf-nymph-like-magic-hobbit then ye are no better than a stilt.
        • Make sure ye bring some treasure to share with yer kin.